Could These Weird, Amazing Dog Pictures be From Outer Space?

Are These Cat-Like, Amazing Dog Pictures a Close Encounter of The Kitty-Canine Kind?

You Decide.

It Sounded Like Another B.S Story From The Canine Enquirer – But, Then I Went to Investigate – and, WOW!!!

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I was deleting all the cat spam when the story assignment came in. “Dogs Claim Abducted by Aliens.” Check it out!

Two hours later, I could barely walk through the trashed living room of this typical suburban home. I found Trixie and Bo on the back porch – and they began to tell their incredible story.

Amazing Dog Pictures

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Their entire family was going to be gone overnight and left the two dogs alone with plenty of food and water. At first they were totally cool with that…but, after dark things started getting really weird.

They were both curled up on the sofa, Bo explained, when suddenly there was this giant spaceship hovering right over them.

When I asked him what the spaceship looked like, Bo hesitated, then said, “A Milk Bone?” And Trixie jumped right in, saying, “Yeah, that’s it! That’s what it was, a giant Milk Bone!”

Amazing Dog Pictures

They both claimed they were sucked into the spaceship – and it was full of aliens, some looked like cats, but most looked like dogs.

After that, they were examined, probed and given all kinds of tests, some of which were quite puzzling, like the one from the DMV.

 

Amazing Dog Pictures

Amazing Dog Pictures

 

 

Amazing Dog Pictures

Trixie and Bo believed that these aliens came from a special planet, a…a…Planet of the Dogs!!
Trixie said that the alien dogs walked upright on their hind feet…so they could grab anything they wanted off the kitchen counters…like those big bags of Cheetoswhich nobody can stop eating until they’re all gone and then you feel like barfing.  Amazing Dog Pictures

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But, something was bothering me…Yes!!! Back in the house, on the kitchen floor, the crumpled bag of Cheetos next to the orange pile of barf

                                               

They were making this all up!!!

Yes! The two dogs finally admitted it. Part of it was true. The family did leave them alone in the house.
“At first it was really fun”, Bo admitted. “We tore around, got up on the furniture, chewed on anything we wanted. “Then I guess we went too far.”, he confessed, “And we wound up trashing the place.”

But, I couldn’t stay mad at them because, after all, I was a dog too…A planet of the dogs!?…Wow! A place where there are no leashes…Where you never hear the word, “No.”…Where you never see that tacky sign…

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I am a Retired TV comedy writer who was nominated for an Emmy and never quite lived up to it. I have always loved and lived with dogs and cats, have never been without a shredded sofa and overturned wastebasket - My TV credits are at: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0074867/

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