The Taco Bell Chihuahua. Why Was he Fired? The Untold Story.

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, (Heraldo), Once Living the Hollywood High Life,

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is Now Renting a Rundown Dog House in Barstow, California.
His former agent, Bernie Says “All that fame and fortune came too fast and he couldn’t handle it. At the end, he was sucking up Margaritas like no tomorrow, and one night he was so boozed up they found him trying to hump a cat tree.”

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“Heraldo tried other projects.” said his longtime pal, a black Lab named Booker. “There was a sitcom called, Mis Amigos Son Perros. (My Friends Are Dogs). But, the ratings took a nosedive when the show was ripped off by a new human reality show called, My Friends Look Like Dogs.

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Not long after, the faded star found himself relegated to appearances at pet store and dog wash openings. He is currently working part time as a security guard for a doll house factory.


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Heraldo Fired From Doll House Factory Job.
Fails to Detect Home Invasion Robbery.

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