Why Did The Cutest Dogs in The World Say “No” to Obedience School?
Oxnard, CA. – A gang of Jack Russell Terriers was caught vandalizing an obedience school. At first, the dogs claimed they were just chasing a squirrel, but then it ran into the school and well, things kinda got out of control.
However, Jake, the gang leader finally copped to the real reason behind the school’s trashing. He and his buddies had to go to this school every Thursday night and they hated it. Jake claimed that it was BOR-ING! “We also don’t like being told what to do”, he added.
The delinquent dogs exhibited no remorse for their actions, claiming they would have never been caught if one of them hadn’t found a ball and went looking for someone to throw it.
Unfortunately, the only one around was a security guard copping a quick smoke in the boy’s bathroom– and they were busted!
Jake Out of Custody – In Spring Training
– Jake, feeling his rights were violated during the vandalizing arrest, forms the ACLU. The American Canine Liberties Union.
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